“No Junk Mail” – Probably the three most ignored words in any language. No matter how often I’ve tried to get this message across I seem to fail. Increasing numbers of leaflet droppers are choosing to completely ignore the helpful signs I put up especially for them.

Given the fact most of them seem to be wandering from door to door with headphones in and music torturing their ears while their feet get a pounding, maybe it’s a case of twisted synaesthesia? They can’t read the signs because their ears are busy?